Tuesday, March 16, 2010

If I Were Perfect...

If I were perfect...

  • I would never do anything wrong.
  • I would never feel guilty for the wrong things that I never did.
  • I would never give my wife reason to stress or complain.
  • I would get my work assignments done three weeks before the deadline.
  • I would not need contact lenses.
  • I would have great success at anything I touched.
  • I would be an inspiration to all mankind.

Of course, if I were perfect...

  • There would be people envious of me.
  • Some people would look for ways to destroy me.
  • As a result, everything I ever did would be scrutenized for imperfections.
  • There would be people constantly wanting a piece of the "midas touch."
  • That translates to a lot of moochers always with their hands out.

You know, this also means that if I were perfect...

  • Jesus would have come to this earth for everybody except me.
  • And, therefore, God's greatest gift to mankind would not have been for me.

So, maybe perfection isn't so perfect.

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